Abusing Elaine’s Phone.
A week or two back, my colleague, Yusri and I took away Elaine’s phone to message Felicia without her noticing.
“Xuan Xuan. Calling you this makes my hair stand. Working today?”
Apparently, Felicia calls her Xuan Xuan. Some Chinese drama character, I think.
“Call me Char Xiu.”
I was the ass hole who replied this. Char Xiu basically means barbecued pork.
“What Char Xiu? You working today or not? Enchanted is very nice!”
I sense Felicia being bewildered already. And irritated because I am not answering her question.
“Norbit is nicer. The fat woman is so sexy.”
I suddenly thought of Norbit, the movie, and then Yusri added in the sexy part.
“Haha. Working today?”
Felicia very irritated and bewildered already.
“I am so tired. I want to go on Mr. Bean’s holiday. Rowan Atkinson is so hot.”
Again, going on the Holiday was my idea. The hotness part was Yusri’s idea.
“Stop being high lah. Later you laugh until your eyes so small. Cannot see.”
Felicia, again.
“I am working today. It was Jun Jie and Yusri who messaged you just now. Not me.”
Elaine discovered our plots before Yusri had the chance to reply.
During the whole messaging drama, I was so laughing so hysterical in front of customers that they felt so strange and bewildered as well. Halfway through everything, I was also narrating the messages to Farhan. Of course, he was also laughing hysterically.
