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Breaking away.

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It felt really weird today because I would usually go to work Sundays. But today, I don’t need to. Not anymore. And no, I did not experience any withdrawal symptoms like drug rehabilitation or whatsoever. Just felt weird. Geddit? Geddit?

Anyway, I helped my mother give our lil’ kitchen a fresh new coat of paint because it has gotten quite unsightly over the years. Those blotches of black and grey all over the wall and ceiling. I mean, they deep-fry fishes in a wok almost every other day, so you kind of get the idea how greasy those walls were.

Add a little more greasy and sticky goo; I think my painting rollers could like Velcro itself to the ceiling. Maybe I can even jump and Velcro myself to the wall.

Anyway, some five minutes into painting and while giving serious lessons on ‘How to Paint a Wall without Mishaps’, my mom suddenly exclaimed with excitement in Chinese.

“Like fun to play!”

Excuse me?

Written by Lim Jun Jie

April 20, 2008 at 8:56 PM

5 Responses

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  1. miss your escape friends only, never miss us. how sad :(

    Priscilla & Weiting

    April 22, 2008 at 2:41 PM

  2. Yo.. Junjie, I was afraid that you might overlook my comments if i were to write it in the previous entry.. Anyway, I am glad to know that you will be concentrating in ur school work now.. I don’t understand the part wen u wrote in ur previous entry that I taught u the ropes… what ropes?? Dun have any ropes.. Dun understand what u trying to say.. U mus understand.. I have some problems with english… Anyway, hope to meet u.. See u!!

    Anonymous

    April 23, 2008 at 3:28 PM

  3. Sorry.. My name was not typed out.. LOL!!

    FAIZAH (ANONYMOUS)

    April 23, 2008 at 3:29 PM

  4. Faizah: HAHA! Don’t worry about me overlooking comments. Each time there’s a comment, I am notified, and be sure every comment will be read.

    I mean, the first day, you kind of like show me the things and taught me the basics and introduced me to many things.

    Lim Jun Jie

    April 23, 2008 at 4:07 PM

  5. Priscilla & Weiting: HAHA! Jealous is it?! I mean, afterall, I work with them for 17 months! So, it is only kind of natural if I am a little attached to the work I was doing.

    Lim Jun Jie

    April 23, 2008 at 4:08 PM


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