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I should have just paid attention during secondary school when they were going through shits like: Stress Management.

REASON 838, 347, 380th TO QUIT SCHOOL: 

My school’s lecturers and the emailing system are EQUALLY irritating. Lecturers would tend to flood out inbox with emails that nearly requires a professor majoring in phsychological studies to help you decipher what they means.

The E-mail experience? Totally sucks AND PAIN IN THE BUTT HOLE. It was only when I started using this @nyp.edu.sg, then I realized how GOOD and EXCELLENT Hotmail was. Our email system removes lecturers attachments, and then they will send again, remove again, send again, remove again, then SEND AGAIN, but finally in PARTS. And the PARTS have to be COMBINED using the computer system’s COMMAND LINE.

Tell me, I am so fucking irritated, who the fuck do these sorts of things? Let me show you an extract of the e-mail and you know why you need a psychologist to consel you and help you figure out what the hell you’re supposed to do:

Hi, I have copied out the instructions in the batch file (which was filtered by the email system). Do put all the 4 parts for Lecture 7 in the same folder and type out the following in the command prompt window.- Rgds – Yong

copy /b “Topic 07 Routing and Routing Protocols.pdf.001″ “Topic 07 Routing and Routing Protocols.pdf”
copy /b “Topic 07 Routing and Routing Protocols.pdf” + “Topic 07 Routing and Routing Protocols.pdf.002″
copy /b “Topic 07 Routing and Routing Protocols.pdf” + “Topic 07 Routing and Routing Protocols.pdf.003″
copy /b “Topic 07 Routing and Routing Protocols.pdf” + “Topic 07 Routing and Routing Protocols.pdf.004″

I swear, THAT WAS THE EMAIL. The emails comes with only one attachment: Topic 07 Routing and Routing Protocols.pdf.004. NOW YOU TELL ME WHO WOULD GO CRAZY FIRST?

Email aside.

Our school also has this Course Management System (CMS) which is another PAIN IN THE BUTT HOLE. I don’t know if it is my computer or what, but sometimes, after I barely login for 2 seconds, it will show “SESSION TIME OUT. SIGN IN AGAIN.” And again, and again, and again and again, until I almost broke my screen.

Oh, please don’t mention the GOOGLE SITE they use for a particular module to upload our lectures, tutorials and practicals. ANOTHER PAIN IN THE BUTT HOLE. Each time we sign in, there’s an arsenal or steps to follow and there’s NO simple link you can remember.

You get what I mean?

No?

You don’t? Yeah, of course, you don’t. Because neither do I understand.

And oh, if you have read so far, be thankful I hadn’t BOLD IN RED, UNDERLINE and ITALICISE THE ENTIRE BLOG ENTRY.

INEFFICIENT! TOTALLY.If only they provide a float for my butt because of my butt hole, I will forgive them.