Music Annoyance Act

Wierd and mentally-challenged people are invading our society.

On the way home from Tampines Mall tonight, my attention was arrested by a police officer on bicycle patrol. But then, on a second glance, I realized it is not. It was just some random guy who outfitted his bicycle with so many warning flashing lights that it is easily brighter than two police cruisers on the way to an emergency.

I swear I am not exaggerating when I say he outfitted his bicycle with over TWENTY white and blue lights, with one iPod-compatible loud speakers that emits siren (I swear to god I am not kidding!) His extraordinary bicycle, perhaps, did what is was suppose to do — attention seeking. The entire public was so amused.

What’s missing is just a police officer uniform.

Then on the TownLink bus home, I planted myself at a corner seat at the rear. Just when the bus was about to pull off the interchange, a mildly-oversize guy just CRASHED onto the seat beside me. I was so surprise by the sudden comet-like effect (watch Armageddon movie?) that I jerk my head and look at him.

Crashing into the seat beside me is already irritating enough. But he decided it is no so annoying. So throughout his entire bus trip he blasted some random Chinese song on his PORTABLE LOUD SPEAKER.

You see, I am going to meet my Member of the Parliament and convince the Government to throw these type of people in the Whitley Detention Center for violating a Music Annoyance Act, or something like, Oh-So-Annoying Listen-To-My-Ugly-Music Act.

Then he sang to the tunes.

He realized I was looking at him for a prolonged period of time during the bus trip. These type of people wants people to know they are kind of those “in” and “happening” kids into music. But what I think is the opposite: They do not know how to appreciate music. How on Earth could you truely enjoy the music with a low-grade speaker mix with noise from the churns of bus motor and the chatters of commuters?

But what I intended to do was not to stare and perhaps get a punch from this big guy, but I wanted to whipped out a kitchen knife (if I had one) and chop his music player the same way you dice carrots.

And Farhan got me doing all these questions below

At what age do you wish to marry?
Definitely not after thirty, besides, I think my mom secretly hopes for it to happen because she has a liken towards small little creatures. Ahem.

Study hard or play hard?
IF AND ONLY IF I had a choice, I would play hard. Study hard is a cursed brought by the materialism of the society and Government. And if you need an answer, I will study hard for now.

Do you think you have enough confidence?
I am confident only when I am prepared. Or else I will go into hypertension with seizure just like when I never finish my work for a formal presentation.

If you have a dream that will come true, what will it be?
Equal distribution of wealth worldwide. I said this because I want some Apple Shares from Steve Jobs and some thousands from Bill Gates, some credit cards from Brad Pitt… and… … … … Just kidding. I would wish that I will never lose anything — especially people I know. Departures are the hardest thing — Ever.

Do you believe in seeing rainbow after rain?
My interpretation of this question: I will believe I will see silver linings behind dark clouds.

What is your goal for this year?
My answers will take up 1 terabytes of storage space. So, let’s just give this a miss.

Do you believe in eternal love?
Yes, I definitely do.

Have you ever broken someone’s heart to the extent they almost committed suicide?
No. Only crying.

What feeling do you love the most?
Feeling blessed as compared to orphan children from the Sichuan earthquake. And no, I am not kidding.

What are the requirement that you wish from your significant other?
Love me for who I am. Not for who I am not.

What feeling do you hate the most?
The sour feeling when someone is leaving.

Do you cherish every single friendship?
Yes, I definitely do.

Do you believe in God?
Yes, I do. I also believe this world is actually fair.

What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
I am sorry, this question is just too broad. I can’t answer.

Who cares about you the most?
Family and friends.

What five words do people use to describe you?
Retarded, Idiot, Toad, Cacat and The Issues Guy.

What is trust?
Trust is something immaterial that can never be bought for, sold or acquired. It is something very valuable that friends and family build between themselves. Once lost, it is a million times as hard to recover — just like impressions, love and hate.

Trust is something that you can use to gain priviledged access to the another person’s life, understand them, help them and live and work together.

Which are the five people you want to answer all these questions?
I will spare these five. No one is obligated to answer. But if you do, let me know and I would like to read.