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Balls to her

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Eileen: “So is this toy an octopus or squid?”

Jaime: “How many legs are there on that toy?”

Eileen: “Eight. So, it is a octopus.”

Eileen: “Then how many testicles does a squid have?”

Excuse me?

If I was there in the conversation, I will be all, “I don’t know, but I do know that squid comes with a large scrotum. With a vagina for eating from the seabed.”

AND… I am sure I don’t have tentacles in between my thighs.

Written by Lim Jun Jie

June 4, 2008 at 11:43 AM

Posted in Hilarious

4 Responses

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  1. OMG tt was hilarious. if you were to have tentacles in between your thighs, G that would be sick and scary!

    adeline

    June 4, 2008 at 10:50 PM

  2. You to post the picture of the plush toy up? I have it. hahahs.

    forbiddensmile

    June 5, 2008 at 2:44 AM

  3. HAHAH!!! gdness!! testicles?? haha.. squid got 2 balls.. =)))

    Faizah

    June 5, 2008 at 7:24 PM

  4. Adeline: You actually imagined it?!

    Faizah: YOUR SQUID have.

    Lim Jun Jie

    June 6, 2008 at 6:25 PM


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