Balls to her

Eileen: “So is this toy an octopus or squid?”

Jaime: “How many legs are there on that toy?”

Eileen: “Eight. So, it is a octopus.”

Eileen: “Then how many testicles does a squid have?”

Excuse me?

If I was there in the conversation, I will be all, “I don’t know, but I do know that squid comes with a large scrotum. With a vagina for eating from the seabed.”

AND… I am sure I don’t have tentacles in between my thighs.


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