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Shitty Morning.

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This morning started out horrible.

Just when I was about to leave home for school, I realized I was too lazy to rush around and farther more, there’s a huge possibility I might be late and my lecturer will refuse to give me my attendance. Right after I left home, I text Serene to remind her to bring my tutorial answers, and as expected, she forgets to bring it out (!). Okay, forgiven. Small matter, anyway.

I hopped on a cab, and the driver blasted some morning Chinese radio show. The thing is, I think he’s out to annoy me because he knob the volume even higher after I put on my iPod (!!). Mid journey, I was so irritated with the mix of Pop, Rock, R&B WITHhorrendous DJ’s laughter that I decided to put my iPod down, THEN the driver turned the volume down (!!!).

Once I arrived at my destination, I flipped open my wallet and I fumbled because I couldn’t find my POSB GO! Card (!!!) – I LOST IT! Sensing the worried face on the driver’s that I might not be able to pay, I flip open my card holder and pull out my UOB’s and then he swipe and examine the card (!!!!).

The moment my left feet tried to take a step away from the taxi, I dropped my iPod on my toes (!!!!!) and then too late, I lift my feet and the iPod went tumbling down the asphalt (!!!!!!) with at least five somersaults.

Then I realized I asked the driver to dropped me at the School of Business Management INSTEAD of School of Information Technology (!!!!!!!). I thought today was Friday and I was suppose to have my Financial class. Then I walked over to THE OTHER END of the campus to attend my Database class.

And yes, I ALMOST screamed at one of my classmate because I was so moody.

My breakfast of prawn noodle at the usual store tasted bland (!!!!!!!!) and I felt SO CHEATED of my feelings the entire morning.

In the afternoon, the vending machine at one of the canteen cheated my feelings again. It cheated me out of $1.80, but fortunately, I already full with food so I was in better mood, else I would have kick through the glass and get two cans out of it and then pretend it was only RIGHT to do it that way.

And the MUJI pens were really nice to write.

Written by Lim Jun Jie

June 5, 2008 at 7:46 PM

Posted in Daily Random

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  1. your morning couldnt be any better huh. pity. haha!! well, the weekend is coming! glad your entire day wasn’t dreadful!

    and the chinese blasting radio drama in the cab… sometimes I wish there is a plug to plug in passenger’s mp3. awww. how awesome. hahaha

    Lynette

    June 5, 2008 at 8:32 PM

  2. Lynette: PRECISELY. My day couldn’t have got ANY better. And fortunately not only are the weekends coming, but the holidays are!

    But alas, 14 days. How short.

    Lim Jun Jie

    June 6, 2008 at 6:26 PM

  3. JUNJIE! CONTROL YR ANGER!

    heh, i miss you lah cacat! ):

    dhaii

    June 7, 2008 at 10:00 PM


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